if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
when i’m having an argument with someone and they start calling me “sweetie” and “honey” and “little girl” and i’m
WHAT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL QUALITY
THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING FROZEN POST I WILL EVER REBLOG BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT WHOMEVER MADE THESE GIFS SOLD THEIR SOUL TO SATAN
THIS LOOKS BETTER THAN THE MOVIE WH AT
so basically things will be the same, but I’ll actually have the money I’m spending
finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours
getting stuck on the next level
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
if a number doesn’t end in a 0 or a 5 it’s stupid and i don’t care about it
there’s an exception to every rule
i accidentally sent my teacher my drafted copy of my essay with all the speech cues included and it looked like this
i have an idea for a website:
alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever
we make this website.
and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that))
and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS
LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN
PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING
kill your double